~*~ CARRIER PIGEON ~*~
The OFFICIAL Home Page of the World's #1 UTM Randomizer!!!
⭐ AWARD WINNING* EXTENSION!!! ⭐❓ WHAT IS CARRIER PIGEON??? ❓
Are YOU tired of pesky marketers knowing exactly where you clicked from???
Do YOU wish your analytics looked like they were compiled by a CONFUSED MEDIEVAL SCRIBE???
Well, dear World Wide Web user, LOOK NO FURTHER!!!
CARRIER PIGEON is a REVOLUTIONARY new extension for Google Chrome™ (a popular web browsing software) that AUTOMATICALLY replaces your UTM tracking parameters with HILARIOUSLY WRONG alternatives — before the server even knows what hit it!!!
It is 100% FREE and requires NO MONTHLY FEE!!!
✨ THE AMAZING TRANSFORMATION!!! ✨
(Values rotate automatically on every click!!! 🎲)
| 🚫 WHAT THEY EXPECT | ✅ WHAT THEY GET | |
|---|---|---|
| utm_source=google | 🐦 | utm_source=carrier_pigeon |
| utm_medium=cpc | 🐦 | utm_medium=screaming_into_void |
| utm_campaign=summer_sale | 🐦 | utm_campaign=operation_oops |
💾 FREE DOWNLOAD!!! 💾
CLICK THE BUTTON BELOW TO INSTALL!!!
(It is completely FREE and takes only SECONDS!!!)
>>> ADD CARRIER PIGEON TO CHROME — FREE!!! <<<
Compatible with: Google Chrome™ | NOT compatible with: Netscape Navigator, Internet Explorer, AOL Browser
🏆 AWARDS AND HONORS* 🏆
📸 SCREENSHOTS 📸
The URL bar speaks for itself!!!
☝️ Look at that URL bar!!! utm_source=fortune_cookie baby!!!
☝️ Click the icon to see what's running — or pin your FAVOURITE funny value!!!
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* This website is a joke. The extension is real and actually works.